10 Point Breakdown Of Britney Spears’ “Circus”

Guess who has an early bird copy of Britney Spears’ “Circus,” not due in stores until December 2nd? Me! I can’t tell you how I got it, but it was leaked on the internet this week, so, if you were a fan of pirated music, you could tots find it yourself. Anyway, I’ve been listening to the record on repeat all morning/afternoon and am prepared to give it a grade. A+! All the details of its’ awesomeness, after the jump…

1. The song “If You Seek Amy” has a hidden meaning! Just say it really fast. Hee, hee. Oh Britney, you’re so crazy.

2. “Mmm Papi” is reportedly about on and off flame Adnan Ghalib. Okay, so does she call him “Papi” in the Spanish for “Daddy” way, or in the short for “Paparazzi” way? “When things get crazy/You sure do wanna save me/With this fast car/I can really get far/And don’t break my heart/Let’s make out.” Sure does sound like the early days of their relationship, when Britney would drive around Hollywood, leading the paparazzi on a wild goose chase, often with Adnan by her side.

3. “Out From Under” is a ballad that definitely seems to hint at Britney’s regrets about her failed relationship with K. Fed. To which I reply, “Girl, get over it. Plenty of hotter, better clothed, less trashy fish in the sea.”

4. There is the required lullabies for the kiddies on “Circus”, including “My Baby,” which is all about the time she spent not having custody of her kids. It’s a teary moment.

5. “Radar,” which was on her last album, “Blackout,” is on “Circus.” Why? I mean, it was one of my faves, don’t get me wrong, but I don’t need it twice.

6. “Phonography” seems to be about exchanging dirty texts and phone calls with, probably, Adnan. Using Bluetooth, needing her hands free and whatnot. What do you think her mobile of choice is? Blackberry? iPhone? Sidekick?

7. My favorite on the record has to be “Amnesia.” I have no clue who she’s talking about—because obviously I assume all of Britney’s lyrics are about real life—but I love the lyrics. “I forgot my name/I forgot my telephone number/If he wanna see me/He don’t even know it/I forgot my address/Damsel in distress/I forgot my boyfriend/Was the one that had bought me this bra.”

8. Looking to add some new music to your stripper playlist? “Womanizer," “Kill The Lights,” and “Rock Me In” will get your booty shakin’.

9. Every Britney Spears’ album needs an “empowered woman” track and, besides the single “Womanizer,” ”Circus” is it. “There’s only two types of guys out there/Ones that can handle me/And the mamma boys are too scared/But if I brought one down to my lair/He’d never wanna leave, just sit and stare.”

10. “Circus” is filled with plenty of references to Britney’s, um, lost year, on “Blur" especially. “Can’t remember what I did last night/Maybe I shouldn’t have given in/But I just couldn’t fight/Hope I didn’t but I think I might’ve/Everything, everything is still a blur/Can’t remember what I did last night/Everything, everything is still a blur.”

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Then you missed seeing Justin Timberlake in a high-cut leotard and high heels.

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King of Pop to court Monday charging that Michael Jackson took $7 million

The son of an Arab monarch took the King of Pop to court Monday, charging that Michael Jackson took $7 million as an advance on an album and an autobiography that he never produced.

Lawyers for Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa of Bahrain say the money was given to Jackson as an advance on the book and joint recording project with the sheikh, who is an amateur songwriter. Jackson claims the money was a gift.

Jackson and Al Khalifa were not at London's Royal Courts of Justice as the trial opened. Jackson's lawyers said he would seek permission to testify by video link from the United States.

Bankim Thanki, a lawyer for Al Khalifa, said the royal first spoke to Jackson by telephone while the singer was on trial in California on charges of child molestation.

Al Khalifa wanted to work with Jackson on rebuilding his career, Thanki said. To that end, the sheikh spent millions paying Jackson's legal fees, moving him to Bahrain and supporting Jackson, his family and entourage.

The expenses included $350,000 for a European vacation for Jackson and his associates, Thanki said.

"The cost even included the expenses of bringing out Mr. Jackson's hairdresser," Thanki said. "It's not a conventional commercial dispute."

The lawyer said Jackson and the sheikh became close and at one time both were living in a palace in Abu Dhabi owned by Al Khalifa's father, Sheikh Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa, the king of the oil-rich country. The singer stayed nearly a full year in Bahrain as a guest of the son, who serves as the governor of the country's Southern Province.

Thanki acknowledged that Al Khalifa gave some gifts to Jackson but said that most of what Jackson received was part of a business deal.

The gifts, he said, "were essentially personal effects — watches, jewelry."

Jackson's finances fell apart after he was arrested in 2003 over allegations he molested a 13-year-old boy at his ranch. A jury cleared him of all the charges.

Last week he was forced to give up the deed on Neverland, a 2,500-acre (1,000 hectare) miniature amusement park in California named for the mythical land of Peter Pan.

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Lindsay Lohan Calls Obama 'Colored" (Video)

London, Nov 13 (PTI) Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan used the derogatory word 'coloured' while talking about president-elect Barack Obama in an interview.

"It's an amazing feeling. It's our first coloured president, so I'm thrilled to be a part of the country while that's going on," Lohan said in an interview while discussing her excitement over Obama's victory in US presidential elections, the Mirror reported.

The 'Mean Girls' star was talking about her role in 'Ugly Betty'.

The star said she was at a friend's house in Los Angeles on the election night but rushed back home with her girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson to watch the results.

Though the 22-year-old actress has supported Obama in an election rally but she also favoured his rival John McCain.

"I got chills during Obama's speech," she said, "And McCain' s too. I thought they were both great." the actress said. PTI.

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Just returned back to London folowing a one-night trip to Paris, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted leaving their hotel for a gig on Saturday night (November 15).
According to an onlooker, the “Mean Girls” starlet and her deejay girlfriend “headed over to Cafe de Paris, where Sam was booked to perform a set on the turntables.”

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